Maugeritaville's Greatest Hits (Such as They Are)

Here are some pieces that I had great fun writing. I hope you'll take a few minutes to revisit a couple, or if you're new 'round these parts, check out some of the ones you missed.

Curse You, Evel Knievel
A tale of three young idiots emulating their hero.

Lo Siento, Senor Poopie Pants
My first day as a substitute teacher. Unforgettable.

My Fifteen Seconds of Fame
The story of my experience as a contestant on "The Weakest Link"

Olga and Me
My love-hate (or to be entirely honest, "hate-hate") relationship with my college music history professor.

And She Gets Paid for This?
Ever wonder who writes those overly-simple lame ass children's books? Find out!

Absurdity in the Schoolyard
The weirdest stuff that's happened to me as an educator.

Yo Soy El Idiot
Trying to speak a language that you're not really fluent in is just, well, idiotic.

The Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Incident of 1986
Or "How I Got Fired from K-Mart Without Really Trying".

Taco Milkshakes and a Side of Sour Cream
Everyone has a "working at a fast food joint" story. Here's mine.

Zen and the Art of Seat Selection
The true story of "Snot Bubble" Feldman.

Don't Mess With the Babysat
Three youths (ie. me and my brothers) take revenge upon their hippie babysitter.

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